Supernatural Quotes

Supernatural episode 1.4 Phantom Traveler


Sam: Alright it's time for plan B. We're getting on that plane.
    Dean: Wha… what? Hang on a second—
    Sam: Dean, that plane is leaving with over a hundred passengers on board, and if we're right, that plane is gonna crash.
    Dean: I know.
    Sam: Well, okay. We need to get on the plane, we need to find that demon and exorcise it. Look, I'll get the tickets and you just go get whatever you can from the trunk, whatever will get past security, and meet me back here in five minutes. (Dean looks shocked) You okay?
    Dean: No, not really.
    Sam: What? What's wrong?
    Dean: Well, I kinda have this problem with, um... (makes the movement of plane taking off with his hands)
    Sam: Flying?
    Dean: It's never really been an issue until now.
    Sam: You're joking, right?!
    Dean: Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?
    Sam: Alright, uhh… I'll go.
    Dean: What?!
    Sam: I'll do this one on my own.
    Dean: Are you nuts? You said it yourself, that plane's gonna crash.
    Sam: Look, Dean, we can do it together, I can do this one by myself. I'm not seeing a third option here.
    Dean: Come on! Really? Man...

    Sam: Just try to relax.
    Dean: Just try to shut up

    Sam: Are you humming Metallica?
    Dean: Calms me down.
    Sam: Look man, I get you're nervous alright, but you gotta stay focused.

    Sam: What if she's already possessed?
    Dean: There's ways to test that. I brought holy water.
    Sam: No, I think we can go more subtle. If she's possessed she'll flinch at the name of God.
    Dean: Uhh, nice (stands up)
    Sam: Hey!
    Dean: What?
    Sam: Say it in Latin.
    Dean: Yeah, I know (Begins to leave)
    Sam: Hey!
    Dean: What?!
    Sam: Uhh... In Latin, it's Christo.
    Dean: Dude, I know, I'm not an idiot.

    Dean: Come on, that can't be normal!!
    Sam: Hey, hey, it's just a little turbulence.
    Dean: Sam, this plane is going to crash, OK? So quit treating me like I'm friggin' four.
    Sam: You need to calm down.
    Dean: I'm sorry, I can't.
    Sam: Yes, you can.
    Dean: Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping!





Episode 1.5 Bloody Mary

  Officer: Hold it!
    Dean: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. False alarm. I tripped the system.
    Officer: Who are you?
    Dean: I'm the boss's kid.
    Officer: You're Mr. Yamishiro's kid?




Episode 1.6 Skin

    Dean: That better be you Sam and not that freak of nature.
    Sam: Yeah, it's me. He went to Becca's house... Looking like you.
    Dean: Well he's not stupid, he picked the handsome one.

    Dean: But first I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap out him.
    Sam: We have no weapons, no silver bullets.
    Dean: Sam, the guy's walking around with my face ok? It's a little personal, I want to find him!



Episode 1.8 Bugs



    Larry: Let me just say. We accept home owners of any race, religion, color or... sexual orientation.
    Dean: We're brothers.

    Real Estate Agent: We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or... sexual orientation.
    Dean: Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay, Honey? (smacks Sam on the butt)



Episode 1.9 Home


Dean: (to his Dad's voicemail) Dad, I know I've left messages before. I don't even know if you get 'em. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not...but...(tears up) I don't know what to do. So whatever you're doing, if you could get here...please. I need your help, Dad.

Missouri: Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm going to whack you with a spoon
Dean: I didn't do anything.
Missouri: You were thinking about it.

Episode 1.10 Scarecrow

DeanTo scarecrow) Dude, you fugly


Episode 1.17 Hell House

Ed: Sweet Lord of the Rings – run!!

    Dean: (pulls string, puppet laughs)
    Sam: (pulls string, laughter ceases) If you pull that string one more time, I'm going to kill you.
    Dean: (looks straight at Sam, pulls string again, puppet laughs again}

    Sam: (laughs)
    Dean: (stares) You didn't.
    Sam: Oh. (pulls out super glue) I did. (pulls puppet string and laughs with puppet)

    Dean: I have no skin left on my palm.
    Sam: I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole.